What's your name?
Who are you apologizing to? (If it's a stranger - describe them!)
Forgetting Their Birthday
Drunk Call/Text
Stealing Their Boyfriend or Girlfriend
Insulting Them
Taking Their Food
Mooning Them
Involving Them In A Pyramid Scheme
Upstaging Them
Missing More Than Just Their Body
Friend
Relative
Co-Worker
Partner
Stranger
Probably?
No
Normal Apology
Passive Aggressive
Absolutely Devastated
Kind of Enjoying It!